Monday, July 28, 2008

In need of a booty call

I had a good call night last night, with nobody calling me between 01:00 and 08:30. It's a bit of a coincidence that the calls I have without being called in the middle of the night, I'm attached to the same doctor. With that said, my day was busy with me having to certify the death of three patients and taking massive amounts of blood for microbiological work-up. I thought I can take blood well but I've still a long way to go.

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As a constant horndog, I'm always seem to be looking out for a girlfriend. Unfortunately my options are very limited. I'll start with my largest group - patients. If I liked very old woman this wouldn't be a problem but I still want to stay with my age group. The only lady who came close was somebody who came in for thyroid surgery - she looked like an actress I keep seeing on Hong Kong TV.

There are a couple of cute nurses in my current hospital but most of them are too old for me or too Hongkie for me. I've been teased constantly how my hospital ID photo, which was taken about seven years ago when I was thinner, does not correlate with my present appearance. Probably for this reason I'm ruling out nurses.

So what about doctors? I've always maintained in the long term I don't want to be married to a doctor. I do want to talk about something other than medicine. I have a lot of doctor friends but when they gather, I'm usually bored stiff out of my mind when they start talking about exams, patients or anything else medically related. I know I cannot date somebody who's a medical officer now even though I may be older than her - I don't want to upset the social balance of this conservative society. I don't have many options within the intern pool since everybody seems to be paired up.

What I really need is a f*ck buddy. Somebody I can pay a booty call just for sex and have no intimate relationship or attachment to. Unfortunately the idea of a f*ck buddy in Hong Kong is a farfetched as free elections, so I have to give that up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

or maybe you could go to a whore house to get laid